My hall smoke alarm went off tonight while I was roasting clams and broiling scallops and salmon and monkfish in the kitchen BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE the gottdamned squirrles chewed a hole in the hose leading from the propane gas tank up to the grill therefore making outdoor cooking impossible. So-as not to waste $40 worth of premium seafood, I lit up the kitchen appliances.
Not long after, the smoke alarm started going beep beep beep, and my 15-year-old son remarked "that happened the other day while I was here alone."
Knowing his propensity towards lighting matches and burning and exploding things in general, I asked: "WHY?"
He answered without blinking: "Because I'm so HOT."
Touche.
bwahahahaha! I can totally see him saying that.
How's the window sill holding up? Have you had any floods downstairs this summer?
Posted by: Emma Dog | Monday, August 04, 2008 at 07:01 AM